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Thursday, January 22, 2026



Prince William Gets Ready to Tie the Knot, MB-Style

Prince William Gets Ready to Tie the Knot, MB-Style
Granted, Prince William will be wearing the most glaring, in-your-face wedding band of all, the wedding band of fame, the wedding band that comes with having more than a billion people around the planet watch you get married....but still, we admire his decision to forsake the tiny golden fingercuff that positions the sacred covenant of marriage as a life sentence rather than a purely elective union between two people who really really want to be there, at least for eleven years or so.

Earlier: Ask the MB: Wedding Rings

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