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Tuesday, June 17, 2025



The World Series That Was Over Before It Started

The World Series That Was Over Before It Started
This was an epic mismatch. The Colorado Rockies really had no chance against the Red Sox, not because of the talent discrepancy, but because of the logo discrepancy.

Red Sox logo: Bold, traditional, timeless.

Rockies logo: Bland, flat, purple. Looks like it could do double-duty as a generic drain cleaner privately branded by Costco. We'll call it Clog Remover.

POURCAST

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Martinez

  • 2 parts Hayman's Old Tom Gin
  • 1 part sweet vermouth (Carpano Antica Formula or Dolin Rouge)
  • 1/4 part Luxardo Maraschino liqueur
  • 2 dashes Fee Brothers Whiskey Barrel Aged Bitters

Shake or swirl lightly, garnish with a lemon twist.

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