Top Toolbag's Table Manners
Top: Lift your goddamn arm off the table.
Bottom: Don't lick your goddamn fingers.
And this guy is the host of Top Chef...
Wednesday, April 16, 2025
Wednesday, April 16, 2025
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Lightly shake with ice, then pour into a ice-filled rocks glass. Based on your tastes, brandy choice, and strength of the lemon juice, you should adjust the Cointreau and lemon juice to find proper balance.
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