Saturday, February 22, 2025
Ever tried a jury trial? No.
Civil? No.
Criminal? No.
Bench? No.
Ever taken a deposition? No.
Ever argued a motion in state court? No.
Ever argued a motion in federal court? No.
Ever learned to NEVER wear a crewneck tee under a dress shirt and tie? No.
BETA
Into a rocks glass filled halfway with ice, pour your house scotch whisky, which of course is something like Glenmorangie, Oban, Old Pulteney, Macallan, Highland Park, Talisker, Scapa, Lagavulin, Laphroaig.
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