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Wednesday, April 16, 2025



Why Paul Goydos Had No Chance of Winning the Players Championship

Why Paul Goydos Had No Chance of Winning the Players Championship
Just look at the poor fella's outfit:

1. Mock turtleneck collar. The Tiger Woods influence; not just ugly but inappropriate for the golf course, or in public.

2. Shirt sleeve ambiguity. Are these long short sleeves or short long sleeves?

3. Unfortunate color choice. If you have sweat gland issues (it was just 83 degrees yesterday in Ponte Vedra Beach, FL) stick to white; nothing even remotely dark allowed.

4. Double-pleated pants. Not pictured.

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BETA

Boulevardier

  • 1 1/2 oz bourbon
  • 1 oz Campari
  • 1 oz sweet vermouth, preferably Carpano Antica

Stir over ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and garnish with a cherry.

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