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Thursday, February 12, 2026



Worst Campaign Idea Ever

Please let's nip this in the bud
Please let's nip this in the bud
Last week the Washington Post reported on the Clinton campaign's "tentative dip into new neckline territory."

If this is a trial balloon, consider it the goddamn Hindenburg. No one -- especially not a magnificent bastard -- wants to see the cleavage of a fully unsexy, unstylish 60-year-old woman with cankles.

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  • 1 oz Berentzen Apfelkorn
  • 1/8 oz Laphroaig 10-year scotch
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass filled with ice. Stir languidly for 28 seconds. Strain into ice-filled rocks glass.

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