Q: I know you guys are here to advise us on how to look the part. That said, my roommate took your advice to heart about the Axe (female remover), thanks a ton, but he was out with us on a nice dinner out with some of the local secretaries, and when the steaks came, he drowned the beef in A.1. I've been a fan of A.1. at many a backyard BBQ, but how un-magnificent is it to dowse a $50 steak in public with that stuff? --Eric
A: Son, at this point you need to consider your roommate solely as a piece of meat: he's only good for paying the rent. Quick find some new people to hang out with before your social standing is completely eroded.
(Stay tuned for forthcoming Magnificent Bastard Dining Guide.)
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BETA
Sazerac
3 shots rye whiskey (or to taste)
1 sugar cube
Peychaud's Bitters
quarter shot of Absinthe
lemon twist
Soak the sugar cube with the bitters and place in the bottom of a highball glass. Mash with the back of a spoon (or muddler, which we hope has not been used to make a Mojito), add the rye whiskey and fill the glass with ice. Stir for about 30 seconds and then strain into another lowball glass that has been rinsed with Absinthe and filled about halfway with ice. Garnish with a lemon twist.