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Thursday, March 28, 2024



Ted Cruz Throws His Dad Jeans in the Ring

Ted Cruz Throws His Dad Jeans in the Ring

If it's true that you should always "dress for the job you want, not the job you have," then we think Senator Ted Cruz (R - TX) just announced his intention to run for Assistant General Manager of a Subway franchise in Salina, Kansas. If we're wrong about this — and even worse, if America is prepared to elect a man who wears a t-shirt under a sport shirt to its highest office — we are heading to Canada and demanding reparations.

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